Monday, January 23, 2012

WORD UP


Given that I’m always on the lookout to widen my vocabulary, I came across a couple of new words on the weekend:

Kummerspeck (German): Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.
(Clearly I get very emotional over Christmas)

milliHelen: The quantity of beauty required to launch one ship.
(Obviously they don’t launch a lot of ships in […..])

Paper-belly: A person unable to drink liquor straight, or one who grimaces after drinking.
(Assume I’m not Robinson Crusoe when it comes to Paper-bellying the morning after)

Karoshi (Japanese): Death from being overworked.
(You’d get a lot of that in the Australian public service)

Lawn mullet: A neatly manicured front yard and an unmowed mess in the back.
(Clearly mullets are still alive and well)

Clearly a Paper-belly

DRESS CODE


For those of you venturing to Royal Ascot this year to see Black Caviar strut her stuff, beware of the new dress code for the Royal Enclosure.
According to the new code, Ladies will no longer be able to wear fascinators, although headpieces more than 10cm in diameter will be accepted and dresses must fall to just above the knee or longer. Men must wear black shoes and ties, with cravats no longer allowed.
Damn, and I’d just a bought a salmon and black cravat especially for the occasion!

Reckon that might just get around the 10cm rule

UNBREAKABLE RECORDS

The Sydney Telegraph’s turf editor, Ray Thomas, is a walking encyclopaedia when it comes to sport and last week he penned an interesting column regarding the ‘Unbreakable Records of Racing’.
We’ve run it in full here, but would be interested to hear your views on a factoid which Ray might have omitted.

AS THE mighty Black Caviar is readied for her New Year return in the Australia Stakes at Moonee Valley on Friday, talk will inevitably resume about her record unbeaten sequence.
Black Caviar is aiming for her 17th win in as many races and every time she competes it is like watching racing history in the making.
Black Caviar has set - and continues to improve - a record that may never be broken.
It reminded me of a recent article in the US Daily Racing Form by Bill Christine which ranked the 10 most unbreakable US racing records.
Christine listed some of the great achievements in US racing, such as Secretariat’s staggering 31-length Belmont Stakes win in a phenomenal time of 2min 24sec in 1973, jockey Kent Desormeaux’s 598 winners in one year, trainer D. Wayne Lukas’ six straight Triple Crown wins and Kelso’s five US Horse of the Year titles.
So, inspired by Black Caviar and the US list, here’s my version of Australian racing’s 10 unbreakable records.

1: Bart Cummings - 12 Melbourne Cups (1965-2008)
This record will stand forever - 12 Melbourne Cup winners including five quinellas. Cummings trained his first Melbourne Cup winner in 1965 when Light Fingers beat her stablemate Ziema. He has since won the Cup with Galilee (1966), Red Handed (1967), Think Big (1974-75), Gold And Black (1977), Hyperno (1979), Kingston Rule (1990), Let’s Elope (1991), Saintly (1996), Rogan Josh (1999) and Viewed (2008).
Why this is unbreakable: Cummings’ Melbourne Cup record is more than double that of next best, Lee Freedman and Etienne De Mestre with five each. His Cup effort is like Don Bradman’s batting average - he’s twice as good as the rest.
2: Phar Lap - Four wins during 1930 Melbourne Cup Carnival
Phar Lap, the greatest of them all, won on each of the four days during the 1930 Melbourne Cup carnival at Flemington. On Derby Day he won the Melbourne Stakes (Mackinnon Stakes) over 2000m, then shouldered 62.5kg to win the Melbourne Cup (3200m) and backed up two days later to win the Linlithgow Stakes (1600m) before returning on the final day to win the C.B. Fisher Plate (2400). Phar Lap’s four races covered 9200m, with an aggregate margin of 13 1/2 lengths.
Why this is unbreakable: It’s rare for a horse to back up twice, let alone three times at the Flemington Cup carnival. They just don’t run over each of the four days anymore. Phar Lap’s record will stand for eternity.
3: Tommy Smith - 33 straight Sydney premierships (1952-1985)
In the toughest training environment in Australian racing, Smith was able to remain unchallenged as premier trainer for 33 consecutive seasons, an extraordinary achievement. Smith’s reign as premier trainer ended when Brian Mayfield-Smith won the title in 1985-86. But Smith showed why he was one of the all-time greats by winning back the title for the 34th time in 1988-89.
Why this is unbreakable: Smith’s 33 consecutive premierships is a world record and a unique example of sporting dominance.
4: Makybe Diva - Melbourne Cup three-peat (2003-05)
Since the Melbourne Cup was first run in 1861, only four horses have managed repeat Cup triumphs: Archer (1861-62), Peter Pan (1932, 1934), Rain Lover (1968-69) and Think Big (1974-75) - until Makybe Diva. She won with 51kg in 2003, then returned the next year to set a weight-carrying record for a mare with 55.5kg, only to smash that record in 2005 when she shouldered 58kg to a magnificent win.
Why this is unbreakable: There’s more chance of Kingston Town’s Cox Plate hat-trick (1980-82) being equalled, perhaps bettered, than Makybe Diva’s three Melbourne Cups ever being repeated. Quite simply, it is beyond any stayer to win four Melbourne Cups.
5: Black Caviar - Unbeaten in 16 starts
Black Caviar is so superior to her rivals she has rarely been tested in winning her first 16 races. She is deservedly rated the world’s best sprinter and is set to extend her record winning sequence next Friday night.
Why this is unbreakable: The previous record to start a race career was Grand Flaneur’s nine wins from as many starts, including the 1880 Melbourne Cup. His benchmark stood for more than 130 years, equalled only by Mollison, Eye Liner and Rancher but never bettered before Black Caviar made racing history.
6: Carbine - The 1890 Melbourne Cup
The legendary Carbine was asked to carry a crushing 10st 5lb (66kg) when he lined up against 38 rivals. Carbine proved his greatness when he set a weight-carrying record, winning by 2 1/2 lengths and establishing a race record.
Why this is unbreakable: No horse will ever be asked to carry such a huge weight again and the Cup field is restricted to 24 starters.
7: Bernborough - 1946 Doomben Cup
Bernborough was arguably the greatest weight carrier of them all. During his famous 15-race winning streak in 1946, he was asked to lump 10st 11lb (68.5kg) in the Doomben Cup. This should have been mission impossible but Bernborough made light of his handicap to win the Group 1 race easily.
Why this is unbreakable: Similar to Carbine and his 1890 Melbourne Cup win, the handicapper will never again allot a galloper the equivalent of 68.5kg in a Group 1 race.
8: Guy Walter - 2005 Doncaster Handicap trifecta
Guy Walter’s effort to prepare the first three placegetters - Patezza, Court’s In Session and Danni Martine - is truly one of the best training feats of the modern era. Gai Waterhouse’s Golden Slipper trifecta in 2001 deserves an honourable mention.
Why this is unbreakable: The Doncaster is run under handicap conditions over the exacting Royal Randwick 1600m course.
9: Malua - Racing’s most versatile champion
Can you imagine any horse having the speed to win the Oakleigh Plate-Newmarket Handicap double and, in the same year, the stamina to win a Melbourne Cup? Well, that is just what Malua did in 1884. Four years later, just to underline his versatility, Malua won the Grand National Hurdle.
Why this is unbreakable: In the modern era, racehorses are bred to be specialist sprinters and/or stayers. And it would be sacrilege to see a Melbourne Cup winner end his racing days over the jumps.
10: Banker, Briseis, Grace Darling, Belmont Park, Tulloch - Only the once
Banker won the 1863 Melbourne Cup with a record low weight 33.5kg. Briseis was ridden by a 13-year-old apprentice, Peter St Albans, when she won the 1876 Melbourne Cup. Grace Darling won the 1885 Caulfield Cup after 41 horses lined up at the start, 16 fell on the home turn, two horses lost their lives, and jockey Don Nicholson was also killed. At Rosehill in 1954, Belmont Park won successive races, a 2000m graduation and an 1800m welter. Tulloch won the AJC, VRC and QTC Sires Produce Stakes as a two-year-old in 1957, then later that year won the AJC, VRC and QTC Derbies.
Why these are unbreakable: Racing rules have changed, raising minimum weights, limiting field sizes, placing age restrictions on jockeys, and preventing a galloper from racing twice on the same day. As for Tulloch, his big-race hat-tricks in the Sires and Derbies will never be repeated.

OK everyone, thinking caps on … send you unbreakable record to info@elizapark.com.au

ONLINE GAMBLING


Interesting article in today’s ANZ Bloodstock News regarding Online Gambling …
Researchers at the Southern Cross University’s Centre for Gambling Education and Research have concluded that online gambling is the fastest growing format of wagering in Australia, writes Darryl Sherer.
The objective of the present study was to explore the characteristics of Internet gamblers in comparison to non-Internet gamblers to determine whether individuals using this medium represent a distinct subgroup of gamblers.
This study aimed to further the understanding of the impact of Internet gambling in Australia and provide results that may guide key stake holders, including policy makers, regulators, researchers, treatment providers, and industry groups, in forming an appropriate response to Internet gambling.
Researchers surveyed 6,500 online gamblers, and found that half of them started playing online in the past six years. Lead researcher Dr Sally Gainsbury says that means Australians are taking up online punting and gaming faster than any other form of gambling.
“Internet gambling actually does offer unique risks compared to other forms of gambling.” Dr Gainsbury said. “Because it’s available all the time, it’s private and you can gamble without anyone really finding out, people are saying that, half the internet gamblers, problem internet gamblers said that it disrupted their sleep and around a third reported it disrupted their eating.”
It is estimated Australians now spend $600 million a year on online gambling with 16 percent of the participants in the Southern Cross study deemed to be problem gamblers. Dr Gainsbury is calling for more measures to be put in place to ensure that responsibility in gambling is exercised. “Similar to the efforts put into making sure that the pokies are played in as safe a way as possible, there needs to be more responsible gambling strategies for online.
“We should be seeing pop up messages telling people how long they’ve been playing for and how much they’ve been spending.”
University of Sydney Psychology professor Alex Blaszczynski, who collaborated with Gainsbury, said, “While internet gambling has been around since the 1990s, its popularity has soared in the past few years with clear trends indicating an increasing number of participants starting to gamble online.”


Wednesday, January 18, 2012

NINE SLEEPS



The Black Caviar (Bel Esprit) roadshow is back in town, writes ANZ Bloodstock News. The unbeaten, best sprinter in the world according to the 2011 IFHA World Rankings, delighted trainer Peter Moody in an 800m jump out at Caulfield on Tuesday.
Black Caviar is scheduled to make her reappearance in the $200,000 Australia Stakes (Gr 2, 1200m) at Moonee Valley in nine days time on 27 January.
Speaking to Shane Anderson on Radio Sport National yesterday morning, Moody said the daughter of Bel Esprit galloped under race jockey Luke Nolen and was ‘in unbelievable order’ ahead of her bid to stretch her unbeaten sequence to 17. “She had a nice burn around on the course proper. They went from the 1200m chute to the home turn. She had a nice gallop and her action was good and I’m very pleased with her.”
Black Caviar won the Australia Stakes in 2010 on her first start after a strained chest muscle had forced her to spell, and Moody said there was no rush to have the five-year-old fully wound up for her reappearance. “She’s got a long six or seven months ahead of her so we don’t need to be doing everything on the training tracks at this point in time.”
Moody has made no secret of his desire to extend Black Caviar in trip beyond 1200m and he reiterated that yesterday. “I’ve been busting to do that for probably two years. I’ve always felt her improvement would come when we stretched her out in distance, so I’ll either be a mug or a genius in about three week’s time when we see her in the Orr.”

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

TYCOON THUNDER

In the controversy surrounding the sensational finish of the $2 million BMW Magic Millions 2YO at the Gold Coast on Saturday, the run of Written Tycoon’s gutsy filly Alezan Thunder (below) got lost in the storm.
She finished just over a half length behind the eventual winner but only after being carted wide in the final 150m. Terrific performance.
Racing out of the Mark Kavanagh stable, Alezan Thunder (ex. Thunder Gulch mare Elysian Thunder) has now raced on four occasions for two wins – at Morphettville on debut and a 4-length win at Sandown on Christmas Eve – along with a third in the Emirates Air-LR at Flemington during the Cup carnival and, of course, Saturday’s third. Her earnings are now just shy of a quarter of a million which is darn fine money for a filly that cost on $55,000 at the Adelaide Magic Millions.
Alezan Thunder’s terrific run on Saturday was bookended by a victory to the Kym Davidson’s Devil Tycoon (ex. Perugino mare Perinite) at Wagga on Friday and a scorching win by It Is Written (ex. Danehill Dancer mare Winning Team) in the first at Werribee on Sunday.
Trained by Robbie Griffiths, It Is Written led throughout and has now posted a win and two seconds from four starts.
Impressively, Written Tycoon reigns supreme among Australia’s Second Season Sires with nearly $700k in progeny earnings: a nice fit following his Australian First Season Sires’ title in 2010/11.


BEL REIGNS ON DAY 5 AT MM



Trade understably came down a notch at the fifth and final session of the 2012 Magic Millions Yearling Sale at the Gold Coast on Sunday, writes Darryl Sherer of ANZ Bloodstock News, but the trends of the previous four days held true with the good physical types being sought after.
Caulfield-based trainer Rick Hore-Lacy has enjoyed success with Magic Millions graduates including his Group One winners Toorak Toff (Show A Heart) and Dash For Cash (Secret Savings) who where both purchased at the Gold Coast venue and he signed for the top-price lot yesterday when paying $225,000 for a colt by Bel Esprit out of Jezeera (Lot 670).
The colt, presented by Eliza Park, featured on the front page of ANZ Bloodstock News earlier last week taking refuge from the heat in front of a water fan and attracted plenty of admiring glances in the days beforehand. Even with being offered early in the session there were bids from around the auditorium before finally falling in Hore-Lacy’s favour.
The strongly-made bay is the third foal of Jezeera (Jetball), a winning sister to the Melbourne Listed winner Belle Ball and a half-sister to the Group-placed sprinter Tollesprit (Bel Esprit), making Hore-Lacy’s purchase a three-quarter brother to the threetime Melbourne winner.
“He’s a ripping colt and we thought he was our best so while it’s very pleasing to see him sell so well we would have been disappointed had he not sold well,” said Eliza Park’s John Jeffs.