Friday, December 4, 2009


It was never going to take long …

These are some of the jokes doing the rounds since Tiger hooked his car into the fire hydrant and tree this week.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named: “Elin Woods … clubs you can beat Tiger with.

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger,” or how about “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”?

What do you buy a Tiger for Christmas? A new windshield!

Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that “this was the closest shave I’ve had yet.”

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Just because you’re the world’s No. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

And a personal favourite …

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

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