Eliza Park has over 200 followers on its Twitter page, but I’m tipping the bloke who goes by the moniker of @CrankyFrank1931 (and, keep in mind, that the 1931 in the ‘tag’ probably refers to his year of birth).
In his description, Cranky Frank claims to be an: Ex jockey, mad punter, cranky old bastard stuck at home with a cranky bitch and 5 half-wit kids. New on here and looking for some decent (expletive removed) tips!
Cranky’s first tweet was “Anyone out there no (sic) where I can get some decent tips” but our favourite is clearly “How about some tips for an old ex jockey?? These blokes couldn’t hit sand if they fell off a camel”
Good to see that people are taking social media seriously!