A few from the old maestro, Bob Hope …“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.”
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”
“I must say the Senator’s victory in Wisconsin was a triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anyone else.”
“She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.”
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